My daughters tell me I laugh much, much too much at my own jokes. Well, my excuse is that if I don’t, who’s going to? But this time I do think I’ve created something worth a mild snicker at least. You’ve probably been chuckling yourself over David Cameron’s shepherd’s hut tricked out in Farrow & Ball shades of Clunch and Mouse’s Back – could he actually get any more pretentious? – and then chortled over this alternative F&B colour chart:
Well, here’s my own take on it, inspired by the wonderful Dame Agatha Christie. You’re bound to be able to think of much funnier ones than me, do tell me them in the comments below.