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Evening Classes for Men

September 1, 2011
Just in time for the new academic year, and courtesy of my dear friend S, I bring you just the thing to help out any errant husbands, lovers or sons who may be having trouble distinguishing the floor from the laundry basket …. I think there is a discount available if they have to take any of the courses more than once ……
WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)  

Is proud to announce the opening of its


EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!


OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control – Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming –
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

 

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2 Comments

Hello, I'm Alice Cullerne Bown, novelist and editor, meandering through life with my blended family: two daughters, two stepchildren, two cats and one husband.

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  • Crystal Jigsaw September 2, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Absolutely brilliant!!! I am definitely sending my husband on these courses. All of them! Might skip the shopping one though – I’d much rather do the shopping on my own!

    I’ve added this to my Blog Promotions page.
    CJ xx

    • Dulwich Divorcee September 2, 2011 at 11:12 am

      Glad you like it, CJ, from your last post it sounded as though your other half needed a bit of a refresher on some of the more difficult topics … as do they all from time to time, the poor dears …..I think you are quite right to keep him out of the shopping seminar, though – shopping is definitely wasted on half the population xx ps thanks for putting it on your Blog Promotions page!