I love you too

March 27, 2009

The gorgeous B, she of the dream home/husband/children/life/oh-and-did-I-mention-she-is-also-thin, shows she has all the above, and a sense of humour, too. She sent me this little joke, which I can’t resist passing on, even though it will scare my one male reader, the lovely Chairman Bill:

“A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, ‘Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain… do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!’

His wife responds, ‘He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too, sweetie.’

Hee hee hee!

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  • Maternal Tales March 27, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    I like that!!! Very funny. Made me chuckle. Like your blog too x

  • Not Waving but Drowning March 28, 2009 at 2:29 am

    Love it!


  • splodge March 30, 2009 at 4:48 am

    The warning wasn’t sufficient – It’s just a damn good thing I didn’t have a mouth full of coffee at the time.

  • Exmoorjane April 15, 2009 at 11:19 am

    That is plain brilliant.