Comments on: Jingle those bells carefully, please

By: Dulwich Divorcee

Dulwich Divorcee — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 10:13:14 +0000

You certainly could! While setting light to the Christmas pudding is clearly criminally irresponsible unless you have a fire safety officer standing by …

By: Victoria

Victoria — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:51:21 +0000

I hope next weeks post will warn us about the dangers of cooking Christmas lunch. I imagine you could cause some serious damage to your back when lifting a turkey incorrectly.

By: Dulwich Divorcee

Dulwich Divorcee — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:41:47 +0000

BM, now imagining Santa at the car pound trying to talk himself out of a tow-away fee with the reindeer trying to nibble their way out of the fencing …:)

By: Dulwich Divorcee

Dulwich Divorcee — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:39:54 +0000

I’m afraid so, Heather, it’s a mad world over here these days …

By: Dulwich Divorcee

Dulwich Divorcee — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:39:18 +0000

Ho ho ho, Rosie, I’m sure he’ll show it to you – the CRB check of course!

By: Brighton Mum-Teenage Angst

Brighton Mum-Teenage Angst — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:17:12 +0000

Oh dear! It’s a mad, mad world. Although must admit I’ve always secretly thought Santa a litte suspect…sneaking into peoples houses, parking his sleigh god knows where. I can just picture a clamp or ticket on that sleigh!! ‘Cause I can’t bloody park anywhere near to my house…LOL. Very funny post…

By: Hot Cross Mum

Hot Cross Mum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:28:49 +0000

Hilarious! Utter genius!

By: Part Mummy Part Me

Part Mummy Part Me — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:28:23 +0000

Lovely! I hear they’re making Santa fit seatbelts to his sleigh.

By: Heather

Heather — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:29:41 +0000

fabulous, ond disturbingly believable.

By: Rosie Scribble

Rosie Scribble — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:24:54 +0000

Brilliant! The world has gone completely mad. I expect Santa already needs an Enhanced CRB check. I’ll have to ask him to show it to me when he arrives on Christmas Eve (the CRB check, that is).