Hello darlings, I know I promised you the full gen on my protracted holidays, but a certain amount of hissing and booing at the school gates has made me aware that people may not have total sympathy for the Barbados contingent of volcationers. I’ve also taken a lot longer than I thought to scale the mountain of holiday chores so I’ve decided, instead, to do some tidying. There are loads of bits and bobs that have been accumulating in the corners…