The feature film will probably come out soon, and no doubt there’ll be a T shirt too.

In the meantime, what have I done?

Well, I got as far as selecting a lovely picture, done by Child Two when she was about 8 and then …..I forgot all about the whole thing ……then I looked for the picture vaguely ….then I saw the collection on YouTube and thought, oh poo! Then I looked again for the picture ….then I had to make supper/drive Child One to piano/take Child Two to ballet/argue with True Love and do umpteen other routine things …..

Then today, I thought I’d have a real, true, proper hunt for the picture while everyone’s out and I’m on my own. And it’s official, I’ve lost Child Two’s picture, probably the most flattering drawing of me ever done (which is, of course,  why, in my shallow-as-a-puddle way, I wanted to use it!).

Poo! Have I kicked myself enough yet? Ow! That’s probably enough now. But grr. Just grrr. Grrrr.