Dulwich Divorcee

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DD - that's me, a forty-something mother of two, stepmother of two more, writing about my adventures with life, love - and chocolate

Child One - my first baby, now 17

Child Two - my little one, now a stylish teen

Mr X - my former husband

TL - my True Love

Child Three TL's daughter, seven going on 17

Child Four TL's son - eeek, what does one do with six-year-old boys?

Mme Bovary our highly strung tortoiseshell cat

Bingo he's black, he's furry, he's trouble - our junior cat

Lent is well and truly over and I'm back on the choccie peanuts and raisins. M&S are the best but I'll make do with Tesco ....