Be warned, all you mothers of nice, neat toddlers with one pair of shoes each, or even primary school mums, whose offspring just have a couple of pairs. Here is a picture of the cupboard downstairs where my DVDs were supposed to go:
I’m not even going to show you a picture of the bench in the hall which is supposed to have NOTHING underneath it, or the actual shoe rack …. it’s too distressing. Too shocking for Tara’s lovely Gallery. Sometimes I feel that my whole day is taken up in pairing shoes, sorting shoes and stashing shoes. Basically, teenage girls seem to have about a hundred pairs of shoes for each foot. And then some.
Where do these girls get it from? I’ve absolutely no idea. My footwear is always strictly practical. *Ahem*.