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Wordy Wednesday

December 2, 2009

Most people do Wordless Wednesday, over here at Divorce Towers we’re not afraid to do things differently. So, on a dark, dank, drizzly December day, here’s a lovely wordy jokelette to cheer us all up, from my gorgeous friend E in Brussels:

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other what the afterlife was like. 
 
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
 
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, 
 
“Marion … Marion ”
 
“Is that you, Bob?”
 
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.” 
 
“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”
 
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course … I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”
 
“Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!”
 
“Not exactly… I’m a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona .” 

 

 

 

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  • Chic Mama December 2, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Very Funny!! ;0)

    • Dulwich Divorcee December 4, 2009 at 4:33 am

      Yes, very important to have the odd laugh!!

  • Rosie Scribble December 3, 2009 at 4:11 am

    Brilliant! Certainly brightened up my rainy day!

    • Dulwich Divorcee December 4, 2009 at 4:33 am

      Glad to hear it x

  • Muummmeeeee! December 3, 2009 at 7:20 am

    Love it………..

    • Dulwich Divorcee December 4, 2009 at 4:33 am

      My friend E always has the best jokes!

  • rosiero December 4, 2009 at 4:25 am

    I love it and have copied it round to a few friends.

    • Dulwich Divorcee December 4, 2009 at 4:34 am

      Great! Hope it spreads the smiles x