Johnny B Good

December 11, 2009

I was going to do a really serious post today, about politics* and everything – but then I got an email in my inbox which has completely sorted out my priorities. It was from my very dear friend Johnny Boden, saying the sale is now on. He’s not actually a friend, of course – we’ve never met – but I’ve bought him several holiday homes over the years and am currently financing his children’s school fees with my purchases, so I feel that, spiritually, we are like that.

I shall spend the rest of the day weighing up the relative merits of the velvet-tipped scoop neck versus the shiny patent boots …..sigh, it’s soooo tough being a working-from-home mum with several pressing deadlines and a book to write.

It’s up to 50 per cent off!! Don’t say I didn’t tell you ……

And by the way, the panto competition is extended until 11th December.


* This is a total lie

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  • rosiero December 11, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Oh dear. I have a plan. You could buy loads of Boden Christmas presents for people and then decide they are totally not suitable and keep them for yourself!

    • Dulwich Divorcee December 13, 2009 at 4:02 am

      Oooooh, I think that is pure evil genius – and I’m going to do it! Thank you!!

  • Potty Mummy December 11, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    We got the sale catalogue through the door this morning. There can be no escape… (or at least, not until you get your long-awaited purchases through the post and realise that Boden’s waist-size is around 2 inches smaller than everyone elses…)

    • Dulwich Divorcee December 13, 2009 at 4:04 am

      I shall look forward to seeing you in the bejewelled evening cardigan very soon then! No waist problems with the knitwear, I find, not that we need to worry ….:)

  • suburbia December 11, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Off to look now, hope you haven’t bought ALL of it?!

    • Dulwich Divorcee December 13, 2009 at 4:07 am

      Actually, Suburbia, yes, I have bought it all and you’re too late, unless you were after the Uptown Jeans in white, admittedly not ideal in December ……No, I’m joking, there’s plenty for everyone, Johnny’s good like that!