Ten things I have said since school started: 1. The first day is always the worst. You’ll be back in the swing of things tomorrow. 2. The second day is always the worst. You’ll be back in the swing of things tomorrow. 3. The first week is always the worst. Well, by that I mean the half-term. Or term, actually, now I come to think about it. 4. That skirt is too short. 5. I can see your pants and…