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Go Go hamster


    My Go Go hamster won’t go ….

    June 13, 2010

    Thanks for all your lovely concern about my vile spam of doom. I had a reassuring voicemail today from a policeman telling me I now have an incident case number and everything, which makes me feel miles better. Ah, the comforts of bureaucracy. I was listening along, thinking how pleasantly my policeman sounded like Gene Hunt of Life on Mars fame – you know, all rufty-tufty and macho-swaggery but with, I could tell, a heart of gold – and was even beginning to wonder why…

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