I always check my junk email folder in case I have won a £10 million lottery prize and unaccountably forgotten to claim it. Today, I found something there which was even more unlikely. ‘Pinetastic Furniture wants to be your friend on Facebook!’ shrilled the email. Well, no it doesn’t. Pinetastic Furniture does not want to be my friend, on Facebook or anywhere else. Pinetastic Furniture does not care whether I live or die. Though if I did die, from sheer…