Just in case you’re wondering, MY &%$#@ WEDDING DRESS ISN’T READY YET! I shall leave a little space while we all panic a bit. Yes, you’re right, we need more space than that. Ok. Deep breaths now. It turns out the shop, in its infinite lack of wisdom, had decided that my lovely wedding dress should be just about ready for its first fitting on 26th June. Then, after a leisurely session with the measuring tape and pins, it…
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The news that some chappy has won permission to tightrope-walk his way over Niagara Falls has got me thinking. Mostly, why on earth would anyone want to do this? And also, of course, why…